threegroovywishes:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

anythingaladdin:

Little Jasmine 

Photos By: kumaseenico

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL????

I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE!! 

(via madmanwithaninfinitystone)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via 0utbox)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via jraphic)

deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

(Source: penisanxiety, via laughcentre)

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

(via swag420yolo)

food52:

We tend to agree. 
(Source: koffie by jpbatiste)
(via caffeinegalore)

food52:

We tend to agree. 

(Source: koffie by jpbatiste)

(via caffeinegalore)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via fake-mermaid)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

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